It isn't always easy to Go Goth!™. If it were, everyone would be goth by now, and many of the world's problems would be solved.

But Go Goth!™ is gaining in popularity as more and more people tire of the fruitless quest for happiness and embrace a gloomier, more satisfying existence. We even have reports that some school systems are exploring using Go Goth!™ as an educational aid, to help young people come to terms with the pointlessness of human existence before they waste valuable years seeking fulfillment in "productive" careers. Some are even considering adopting a Goth-only dress code for all students.

In this section, I'll share my own story of how I went Goth and subsequently started the Go Goth!™ program to help others make the conversion to a gothic lifestyle.